I called to get some food from the cafeteria last night and the lady on the phone had me convinced I'd called the wrong number. Imagine the following dialogue but when she speaks, the voice you hear is a 900 number operator kinda whispering seductively. (this is probably funnier if you read it out loud)
Me: I'd like to order some food.
Her: ok, what can I get for you.
Me: I'd like a sandwhich
Her: oooh yeah.
Me: Uh, with whole wheat bread...
Her: mmm yeah
Me: And muenster cheese
Me: and mustard
I also asked for a ginger ale.
I don't even have something amusing to say here, I'm still kinda confused from the whole experience.