So while my headache is going away and my fever is going down, I've traded those in for some new ones. Namely, I have a sharp shoulder pain when I breathe, cough, or try to get out of bed. Nothing like getting your almost-retirement age hospital staffer to help you get out of bed.
Ok, literally after I finished writing the last sentence, I must have closed my eyes because I was back in my old room watching A Scanner Darkly. When I opened my eyes again it was really disconcerting.
Oh, and I'm not allowed to leave my room anymore so I've got swelling in my legs and feet. The only remedy for this the hospital seems aware of is to make me pee more. I'm really not a fan of that. How about they stick me in a bubble? That way I couldn't hurt anyone, and no one could hurt me. I'd be rolling around this floor like crazy.